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Have you ever tried...
Skydiving - 13.16%
Drag racing at a track - 65.79%
Doing a wheelie on a motorcycle - 42.11%
Surfing - 15.79%
Skateboarding - 68.42%
Snowboarding - 28.95%
Rock climbing - 57.89%
Fly a plane - 15.79%
Hang gliding - 0%
Bungee jumping - 10.53%
None of the above - 15.79%
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Welcome to the Rice Haters Club!!!

Who Are We?

We are a bunch of red-blooded automotive enthusiasts that eat, drink, sleep and shit cars. We believe in doing what ever it is you want to do to your ride, be it a stocker or an all-out dragster, as long as it doesn't veer off into the Ricer World.

What do we consider "Ricer" to be? Well, if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't be here, but I'll humor your inquisitiveness anyway.

Any bone stock ride that is covered in stickers from companies that have nothing to do with that ride is a Ricer.

Any ride with a paint job that looks like something Walt Disney threw-up is a Ricer.

Any ride with more bondo than sheet metal is a Ricer.

Any ride with undercarriage lighting is a Ricer.

Any ride with neon ANYWHERE is a Ricer (beer trucks omitted).

Any ride with wheels 3 sizes too small or too large is a Ricer.

Fartpipe coffee can exhaust? Ricer.

"R" Badges? Ricer.

Monster tach in a mechanically stock vehicle? Ricer.

Ground effects bought at Home Depot? Ricer.

Fake scoops mounted where even real scoops would serve no purpose? Ricer.

A rear wing on a front wheel drive car "for better traction"? Ricer.

Defrost ducts painted with latex paint to match the color of the sticker on the brake pads? Ricer.

A Ricer doesn't have to be an Import. There are plenty of Riced-out Domestics on the road. In fact, many of our members own Imports. We are NOT anti-Import, we are anti-Ricer.

So if this sounds like the kind of place for you, come on inside and hang out a while.

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